occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?
For all the Luke girls out there here you´ve got an adorable and cuddly Lucas
Ashton is the kind of guy that I would want to bring home to my parents
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF
Ashton is like a lil broken china doll
- he’s allergic to cats
- has heart problems
- has astigmatism
- can’t twerk bc he’s half irish
I love Ashton Irwin
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl